Arriba la justicia y adelante los huevos!

Carolina de la Torre, a 26-year old student, emerged from the final exam of her 6 year law program at the University of Buenos Aires looking like a cross between couscous and chicken parmesan. Her hair was a putrid paste of mustard, mayonnaise, tomato sauce, oil, vinegar, and yerba mate.* Her arms, face, and back were covered in the above mentioned ingredients plus five dozen eggs, sugar, cider, flour, and much more than a pinch of salt.

Despite the mess of ingredients that were slammed, encrusted, dripping, and oozing from her body, Carolina was euphoric. She laughed and yelped with delight as eight of her friends continued to pummel her with the cheapest and messiest things they could purchase in a grocery store...